Дедушка старый ...
Oct. 31st, 2011 06:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
annaitkisЙоська присылает изречения одного из своих профессоров. Профессору за 80.
Student, talking about someone in a case: "...after she passed away-" Professor: "Died. This is law school."
Professor talking about some guy's property: "It's as big as Belmont track. Which is where I wish I were."
In the middle of explaining something or other, he randomly stops and starts chuckling: "hahaha, you suckers. I see you listening. Pathetic."
"Once you're in law school, you are by definition middle-aged, and thus you can no longer say 'like.'"
Professor: "I don't want you to ever say 'like' again in your life. Except to say 'professor, I like you'."
Student, talking about someone in a case: "...after she passed away-" Professor: "Died. This is law school."
Professor talking about some guy's property: "It's as big as Belmont track. Which is where I wish I were."
In the middle of explaining something or other, he randomly stops and starts chuckling: "hahaha, you suckers. I see you listening. Pathetic."
"Once you're in law school, you are by definition middle-aged, and thus you can no longer say 'like.'"
Professor: "I don't want you to ever say 'like' again in your life. Except to say 'professor, I like you'."
